
1. I once met one of my political heroes William F.Buckley Jr. back in 1973-74. I had read a number of his books and watched him with enthusiasm as he appeared weekly on TV on his own broadcast and as a guest on all of the talk shows. He was staying at the Rodeway Inn in Salt Lake City (where I was working as Bell Captain.) He was residing in the suite above the office and had called down for someone to bring something up to his room. I was Johnny-on-the-spot and was up there with his request in no time. We exchanged niceties and I told him how much that I had admired his writings and asked for an autograph. He was gracious and obliged with more than just his usual WFB. My touch with greatness…. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_F._Buckley,_Jr.
2. Then President (of the Twelve) Ezra Taft Benson asked me to write a Gospel Doctrine Manual. (I regret that I didn’t follow up with his request.)
3. I hate liver. I hate it with a passion. Even in disguise. I don’t think you can disguise it. And liver by any other name is still disgusting. I once had liver noodles in Germany (Leberspaetzele) and it was only tolerable—barely. My utter repugnance can be summarized in the lyric from Wicked:
What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame, Does it have a name? Yes! Loathing. Unadulterated loathing.
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With simple utter loathing There's a strange exhilaration. In such total detestation. It's so pure and strong! Though I do admit it came on fast. Still I do believe that it can last. And I will be loathing, Loathing you, liver, My whole life long!
4. At one time I had a decent command for reading the Gothic language. (The only document that still exists from the ancient language contains parts of the New Testament Gospels.) I gave it up because I didn’t like how I had to dress (All-black wasn’t slimming enough for me! And there were too few with whom I could converse.)
5. I once had a secret desire to get two tattoos—one on each cheek! The first would have been the Tabernacle and the second would have been the Supernacle. What prevented me was I had wanted to keep the same aspect ratio for both and the one would have extended way beyond the desired area—or I needed to put on an extra 300 lbs. I didn’t want to make that compromise. Maybe I’ll get a stick-on pirate one of these days.
6. I convinced a mission companion in the MTC (then it was the LTM) that one could get cancer from eating white watermelon seeds. Even with every minute of our time being micro-managed, we still had the time to do some really stupid things.